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June 3, 2008

Fairly-Unbalanced.com

Welcome to Fairly-Unbalanced.com. We’re open for business! This website is the #1 source for the best news, all the time. We are the most untrusted name in news. So get out of the way, Fox. I’d like to point out we will be following the 2008 Dash for the Presidency. I would say “White House”, but come January 2009, that may not be the case.

I’m extremely surprised you found this website. If you have any questions or concerns (concerning the site or other news and information) feel free to email me personally at butler@fairly-unbalanced.com. Feel free to browse around this incomplete website (full of fair and unbalanced news).

Inspirations to start this website:

  • The Colbert Report – More specifically, Stephen Colbert (Supporting Inspiration goes to Jon Stewart). Stephen, a true one of a kind hero, has influenced a new generation of college students to get involved in the political world, even if its in the NO FACT ZONE™!
  • FOX News – More specifically, FAUX News. FOX News has dedicated themselves to deliver, well, fair and balanced news (Definition of Fair and Balanced *provided by common sense*: To be unfair and completlely one sided). FOX News (unlike CNN, NBC, CBC, and of course the conservative news station PBS News) is devoted to bring the news both sides of the news. Of course I mean the legislative leaders’ and the presiding member of the Senates’ sides (for those who are a little slow, the President and the Vice President).
  • Money – Yeah.., money is good.

So thanks for checking out FAIRLY-UNBALANCED.com.

Nick Butler
Senior Everything Corespondent

Written by Nick Butler · Filed Under Top Stories 

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