http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com | The most untrusted name in news! Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:13:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en DUBAI- Move over, Phil Neikro. Although all leading jai alai teams will be heading to Kuala Lumpur in approximately 2 weeks, the IJAFC (International Jai Alai Federation of Competitors), the sport's main governing body, handed down a ruling to the manager of the Angolan National Team, Jove Partridge. Partridge has been ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/sports/angola-meet/2009 NEW DELHI- No, you aren't reading the script from The Twilight Zone. Under suspicions of Somali piracy, the entire country of Sri Lanka has simply vanished. Reported to the United States Geological Survey in Fairbanks, Alaska at around 2235 hours (Aleutian Daylight Time) on Thursday, June 4, the gentleman that ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/world-news/sri-lanka-found-missing/2009 WASHINGTON, D.C.- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the liberal justice of the Supreme Court, has contracted scurvy, according to reports filed to the Capital Hospital of Washington.Her doctor,  R. Paul Bolzer says that the reason for contraction was 'excessive time aboard the steerage compartment of a ship.' Although various calls ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/1/bader-ginsburg-scurvy/2009 Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown. Ahmadinejad was trailing in the polls leading up to ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/world-news/ahmadinejad-wins-beauty-pageant-opponents-warn-of-fraud/2009 Orlando -- Los Angeles Laker all-star Kobe Bryant was caught in an awkward  position Friday night. Just hours after the lakers took a demanding 3-1 series lead over the magic in the NBA finals, Kobe was caught fulfilling his erotic needs with Dwight Howard. Kobe refused to comment on this matter. His ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/entertainment/kobe-bryant-caught-in-love-triangle/2009 Washington DC -- This just in it has come to FAIRLY UNBALANCED News' attention that John McCain was seen doing the YMCA dance at a pit bull rally at a local pet shop. This comes to a shock to most people mostly because John McCain said that he can't raise ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/featured-story/breaking-news-john-mccain-spotted-doing-the-ymca/2008 BREAKING NEWS-- The Associated Press has learned from a source that Senator Obama is going to pick Senator Joe Biden for his vice presidential running mate. Fairly Unbalanced has confirmed this information. In 2007, Joe Biden commented on Barack Obama's experience (who at the time was lower in the polls) ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/1/bidenvp/2008 President Bush announced he would run for re-election in 2012, even though he was told repeatedly told by Dick Chenney its impossible to serve 3 terms, due to an amendment added after Franklin D. Roosevelt's long White House stay. Apparently, George Bush has never read the Constitution. Although this may have ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/us-news/president-bush-to-run-again-in-2012/2008 GEORGIA -- This week, Mathew Whitton, Tom Biscardi, and Rick Dyer announced they had found Bigfoot's body. They stored the body in a freezer. Most Bigfoot sightings have occurred in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, but this Sasquatch was found in Georgia. A press conference has been scheduled ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/featured-story/bigfoot-found-more/2008 NEW YORK- Tom Brokaw, the interm moderator of the longest TV news series in history Meet the Press, will be removed before next Sunday's (8/3/08) broadcast. The news was handed down in an e-mail sent to Brokaw through the head to NBC News, Tim Russert, from the universe headquarters located ... http://www.fairly-unbalanced.com/entertainment/tombrokawatmtp/2008