Ahmadinejad wins pageant, opponents warn of fraud
June 14, 2009
Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown.
John McCain spotted dancing to YMCA song
September 24, 2008
Washington DC — This just in it has come to FAIRLY UNBALANCED News’ attention that John McCain was seen doing the YMCA dance at a pit bull rally at a local pet shop. This comes to a shock to most Read more
Bigfoot Found; Bush and O’Donnell Respond
August 14, 2008
GEORGIA – This week, Mathew Whitton, Tom Biscardi, and Rick Dyer announced they had found Bigfoot’s body. They stored the body in a freezer. Most Bigfoot sightings have occurred in Read more
Pluto downsized to ‘Disabled Planet’
July 10, 2008
HOUSTON, Texas –Pluto has done it again. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced this morning that the ‘dwarf planet’ Pluto would be downsized to a ‘disabled planet’. NASA also said “We are still considering Read more
Billy Mays dies at 50
June 4, 2008
Dear readers:
I have always been a fan of Billy Mays and I am deeply saddened by his recent passing. I send my condolences to the Mays Family.
This article was a written last year, originally as a joke. It included jokes which do not seem appropriate at this time, so I have changed the article to the official Associated Press press release. Once again, condolences go out to the Mays family – his son, daughter, wife and father – as well as his friends and fans.
Best wishes,
Nick Butler
(AP) – TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home. Read more