Angolan Jai-Alai Team Disqualified from World Meet of Champions
June 16, 2009
DUBAI- Move over, Phil Neikro.
Although all leading jai alai teams will be heading to Kuala Lumpur in approximately 2 weeks, the IJAFC (International Jai Alai Federation of Competitors), the sport’s main governing body, handed down a ruling to the manager of the Angolan National Team, Jove Partridge. Read more
Sri Lanka Found Missing
June 14, 2009
NEW DELHI- No, you aren’t reading the script from The Twilight Zone. Under suspicions of Somali piracy, the entire country of Sri Lanka has simply vanished. Read more
Bader Ginsburg Has Scurvy, Brian Ross questioned
June 14, 2009
WASHINGTON, D.C.- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the liberal justice of the Supreme Court, has contracted scurvy, according to reports filed to the Capital Hospital of Washington. Read more
Ahmadinejad wins pageant, opponents warn of fraud
June 14, 2009
Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown.
Kobe Bryant Caught in Love Triangle.
June 14, 2009
Orlando — Los Angeles Laker all-star Kobe Bryant was caught in an awkward position Friday night. Just hours after the lakers took a demanding 3-1 series lead over the magic in the NBA finals, Kobe was caught fulfilling his erotic needs with Dwight Howard. Read more